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    THE AGENCY OF THE FUTURE

    Growth engines for ambitious companies

    YOUR GROWTH PARTNER.WE BUILD AUTHORITY ENGINES.

    What we look at

    TEN DIMENSIONS.
    NO GUESSWORK.

    01BRAND

    Is it obvious what you do, who for, and why you and not them?

    02HUMAN

    Are there real, named people on the site, or just a logo and a form?

    03EXPERIENCE

    Is it fast, accessible and usable on the phone people actually hold?

    04TRUST

    Would a stranger believe you before they meet you?

    05ATTENTION

    Are you publishing anything people can follow, subscribe to or share?

    06DISCOVERABILITY

    Can search engines and AI find, read and cite what you sell?

    07CONVERSION

    Does a visit turn into a conversation, or a bounce?

    08AUTHORITY

    Does anyone outside your own website vouch for you?

    09INTELLIGENCE

    Is anything automated, self-serve or AI-assisted, or is every step a human?

    10FUTURE

    Is the machine underneath ready for what you're building next?

    What lands in your report

    YOUR SCORE.
    YOUR FIVE FIXES.

    • Your Growth Engine Score

      One number out of 100, and the ceiling your current setup can reach even if everything else goes right.

    • Ten dimensions, scored

      Every dimension with its own number, so you can see whether the problem is being found, being trusted, or being able to buy.

    • Every check we ran

      What we looked for, what we actually saw on your site, and what it costs you. No black box, no grade without evidence.

    • Four leaks

      Where attention, time, money and energy escape, with the specific behaviour causing each one.

    • Five fixes, in order

      The five that move the number most, ranked, with enough detail that your existing web person could start Monday.

    • The car

      Your score becomes one of twenty cars. It is the fastest way to feel a number, and it is the part people forward to their team.

    Eight things most audits skip. ↓
    • Metadata uniqueness

      Duplicate titles, duplicate descriptions, repeated H1s and near-identical pages, counted across everything we reach.

    • Sitemap completeness

      Whether the pages we can crawl are the pages you declare, and whether anything listed is redirecting, blocked or noindexed.

    • Internal link health

      Orphan pages nothing links to, pages with a single incoming link, and links pointing at addresses your own robots file blocks.

    • Heading structure

      One H1 per page at a usable length, a real H2, and no skipped levels, because headings are how machines read a page.

    • Schema coverage

      Whether each page type carries the structured data it should, and only the markup that is actually true on the page.

    • AI crawler access

      Whether GPTBot, ClaudeBot, Google-Extended, PerplexityBot and the rest are allowed. Blocking them removes you from AI answers silently.

    • Image library

      Missing alt text, formats that predate WebP, and the files heavy enough to make a phone visitor wait.

    • Security policy

      Whether a Content-Security-Policy is present at all, and whether it is enforced or only reporting.

    When something is too large to read in one pass, we say so and report it instead of scoring it. A number we cannot stand behind is worse than no number.

    01 / THE FOUR LEAKS

    Attention

    Are the right people paying attention?

    Where it hides ↓
    • Founder invisible on the site
    • No blog, podcast or newsletter
    • Last post older than a year
    • AI can't cite you
    • Positioning reads like everyone else
    • No press, no reviews, no third-party proof
    • Social links dead or missing

    02 / THE FOUR LEAKS

    Time

    What are your best people doing that they should never have to do again?

    Where it hides ↓
    • Every lead answered by hand
    • No booking link, only 'we'll get back to you'
    • No client portal
    • Forms that ask for everything
    • No chat or AI concierge
    • Reporting assembled manually
    • Same questions answered daily

    03 / THE FOUR LEAKS

    Money

    Where are you already paying for value you're failing to capture?

    Where it hides ↓
    • Traffic arrives, no capture
    • One CTA buried below the fold
    • No testimonials or client proof near the ask
    • Slow pages losing mobile visitors
    • No follow-up sequence
    • Contact page is the only conversion path

    04 / THE FOUR LEAKS

    Energy

    What makes your company harder to run than it needs to be?

    Where it hides ↓
    • Tool sprawl, nothing connected
    • Three analytics tags, no dashboard
    • Inconsistent titles, metas and schema
    • Broken redirects and orphan pages
    • Accessibility failures waiting to become complaints
    • No roadmap language, no AI-native features
    • Technical debt in the foundation

    FIND MY LEAKS.

    Keep the report. Fix it yourself, or talk to Forbes.

    DAYMOND JOHN

    A SHARK
    WEIGHED IN.

    PROOF

    TWO COMEDIANS WALK
    INTO A BUSINESS.

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    WHAT YOU GET

    THREE ENGINES.
    ONE GROWTH PARTNER.

    Growth

    Are the right people finding you?

    Connect your website, search, CRM and follow-up so interest has somewhere to go.

    Focus

    Is the important work getting done?

    Bring the goal, priorities and prepared work together. AI handles the busywork; your team makes the calls.

    Content

    Does your expertise leave the room?

    Turn what you know into useful articles, clips and email drafts. Your voice, real sources, human approval.

    Built in your accounts. Owned by you. We grow together by choice, not because we hold the keys.

    The parts inside your engine ↓
    • WEBSITE
    • CRM
    • EMAIL FUNNELS
    • CONTENT ENGINE
    • SOCIAL CALENDAR
    • EXTRAORDINARY AI
    • SOFTWARE + APPS
    • WALLET + COMPUTE METER
    • DELIVERY BOARD

    THE AGENCY OF THE FUTURE

    What is driving your business?

    We plug growth engines into ambitious companies. Then we grow together.

    Talk to Forbes ↗

    Thirty minutes. No slides. He's a former comedian, so it won't be boring. Or scan your site first.