
Aaron Bare
Bestselling author. 103 countries.
LESS NOISE. MORE SOUL. ↓ REMOVE AS YOU SCROLL
THE ORDINARY TAX
It leaks.
Your calendar is a hostage.
Busy isn't strategy.
Software nobody opened.
Nobody's listening. Not even bots.
Your Ordinary Tax:
Estimate from your inputs.
We take it back.
THE ORDINARY SCAN
Paste a URL. See what you're driving.
Free. Mildly humiliating.
Score bands, not client results.
30–37 / 100

38–44 / 100

93–100 / 100

The Tune-Up · rung 1 of 10 · score 0–29
Stolen Bike
It's not even a car. It's a bike. Not your bike. A stolen bike.
What it's costing you
Everyone who saw it and kept walking.
HOW WE REMOVE ORDINARY
Scan, then talk.
Kill the leaks. Do less.
What's left becomes your engine.
Six months. Then it's yours.
ORDINARY REMOVED

Bestselling author. 103 countries.

Comedian. Coauthor. Chaos editor.
Our only rule: have fun.
Ordinary is the most expensive thing in your company.
It never shows up on the P&L. It just leaks.
Ordinary is the website that hasn't moved since the Yugo was cool.
Ordinary is the meeting that should have been nothing.
Ordinary is AI bolted onto chaos.
Every agency sells you more.
More is how ordinary wins.
We remove things.
AI handles the ordinary. Humans do the extraordinary.
Laughter isn't a side effect. It's the method.
Nobody ever died wishing they'd been more ordinary.
DON'T DIE ORDINARY.