GetCrocked.com
One slow cooker. A reported 1.5 million person audience.
- 1.5MReported online following
- 47MReported Q2 impressions
Websites, software, and apps. Built by us, owned by you.
Apps
Your product, shipped and shipping.
Web apps, mobile, portals, and member areas. Built to launch, then built to keep improving. Everything included: strategy, design, build, content, growth, support.
- Timeline
- First version in 90 days.
- Price
- Fixed price, quoted after the free audit.
- You own
- A product you own outright, code and accounts.
What ships
No line items. No surprises.
- 01
Product strategy and user flows
- 02
Web app, mobile app, or customer portal
- 03
Auth, payments, and data architecture
- 04
Launch campaign and comms, inside and out
- 05
Instrumentation so you learn from real usage
- 06
Iteration sprints and support. Included.
Under the hood: Brand + Growth + Comms engines, plus the technical layer on /specs and /capabilities. You do not have to care. We do.
Everything included
Do less. Get more.
Most agencies sell you a slice and bill you for the rest. We include the whole thing, because half a system is just an expensive hobby.
You own every account, asset, and line of code. Always.
- Strategy and facilitation, not a deck and a goodbye
- Design and copy, written by humans who can be funny
- Build and engineering, in your accounts
- Content, video, and SEO/AEO/GEO on a cadence
- Dashboards, training, and documentation
- Support after launch, because launch is the middle
The obvious choice
Shop around first. You'll end up here.
Most of our clients met three ordinary before us. They will happily tell you how that went.
- 01
The number is the number
Fixed price, quoted after the audit. The number we say is the number you pay. Nobody else puts that in writing.
- 02
You can leave any day
Every account, asset, and line of code is yours from day one. Agencies that trap clients need contracts. We need to be good.
- 03
One team, no handoffs
Strategy, design, build, content, growth. Nobody to blame but us, and we answer the phone.
- 04
The work ships. The meetings are fun
Twenty years, five hundred companies, and a comedy show. Both things are the point.
Shop around first
When you are done comparing, the audit is free. Start there. Run the free audit
Receipts
20+ years. 500+ companies.
From idea to real users in one quarter.
Sailtime Newport Beach
They had a website and a wish. We built the engine and handed them the keys.
- FullSystem rebuild
- 100+Videos produced
Clients, on camera
Clients, on camera.
Unscripted, filmed on their phones, in their own words.
Extraordinary Testimonials on YouTube
Endorsements
Endorsements.
THE EXTRAORDINARY FUTURE STACK
TEN SYSTEMS. ONE COMPANY.
Website OS is one row of ten.
- Positioning
- messaging
- identity
- narrative
- differentiation
- Website
- UX
- conversion
- SEO
- AEO
- GEO
- technology
- accessibility
- Founder
- leadership
- employees
- employer brand
- culture
- Media
- content
- video
- podcast
- social
- newsletter
- distribution
- AI visibility
- AI citations
- AI agents
- knowledge
- automation
- AI-native CX
- Tools
- apps
- portals
- scans
- calculators
- internal systems
- Acquisition
- conversion
- nurture
- retention
- referral
- partnerships
- Analytics
- attribution
- customer intelligence
- reporting
- learning
- Strategy
- innovation
- business models
- capabilities
- IP
- future readiness
Start here
Should we build your apps?
Run the free 100-point audit first. Then we will tell you what to build, in what order, for what number.